Archive for the ‘Two types of people’ Category


What do you want me to be?

July 12, 2007

If I was the change, you wanted me to be,
then would that be you really knowing me?


What they want

January 29, 2007

Those who know what they want, those who try to find what they want and fools.


Fourth Two types.

January 26, 2007

Those who learnt and loved mathematics and the ones with deprived childhoods..


Third “Two types”

January 22, 2007

Those who keep segmenting the world into two types of people and those who dont.


The second Two Types.

January 22, 2007

Following up on my segmentation of people.

The second “Two types of people” are
Those who give directions and those who confuse.

Consider this.

“Haan…Dekh,tu jis road pe hai…vahan se seedhe.Keep going straight till you reach “gol chakkar” (yes..people in Delhi actually say that!).Then take that turn and after 200 meters you will see a Black Label hoarding.
Bas vahan se u turn le le and then after 100 mts take the left turn.then take immediate right and then you will see mother dairy. Take the right…go straight.. no no..wait…
I think you should come from the other way.

After the first gol chakkar (snigger snigger) and the turn, stop after 50 will not reach the Black Label Hoarding. Take a turn before the hoarding. U will not be able to see the hoarding from the turn. Take a left from there.(huh!!dude!).
Then go about 200 mts and take the right. Immediately you will see The medicine shoppe. Take that right. Vahan par gate hai. There a guard will be standing (Yes correct. Thats The landmark I was trying to find.So if the guard has gone to pee, it’s not the right gate?).

Get into the gate and then go straight till you dont see anything in front (Ok.thats innovative!!).
Bas vahan se, take the left then left again and then right. Last but one building on your left. (again, how will I know unless I go to the last building?)

Any guesses which category of people this is?


The first two types

January 22, 2007

Just back from a friends engagement in Delhi.
Sweet as he is, the idiot didnt know what functions were scheduled, what time and what was the dress code.

For instance, his first brief before leaving Mumbai was…
“Sunday evening is the engagement. Thats all”

Great! So I take along a lovely new dress and Heels.

Saturday night 8.45 the brief changes to
“Tomorrow afternoon lunch at her place and then engagement in the evening”.

Damn! you duh…I would have prepared that way. Never mind I have got stuff.

Saturday night 11.45 the fellow tells me
“Tomorrow at 12.00 noon, is the engagement, followed by her birthday party in the evening!”

Eh?Birthday? No one mentioned birthdays before? That too, the bride’s ! What were you thinking?

Saturday night 1.30 a.m., the dear groom’s mom tells me
“What evening? There is nothing in the evening tomorrow. Engagement is at 12.00 noon and then immediately birthdy celebrations too. Nothing in the evening”.

“huh? Does anyone around actually know what is when?I hope the engagement is actually happening.”

Finally it happened.
But I have decided that are two types of people in the world.

Those who give good briefs and those who dont.